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The Chintz

"Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I might wet my mind and say something clever."
- Aristophanes 

Far down the rabbit hole in the heart of Falmouth lies The Chintz Bar, a bar like no other. Vividly patterned wallpaper, walls of mirrors, secret rooms and gaudy vintage furniture evoke the bright and abstract fantasy created by Lewis Carroll's Alice In Wonderland. Specialising in wines, cheese and charcuterie, The Chintz Bar is the best place to relax, put your feet up and watch the mayhem unfold...

Meet The Team

Duncan Bruce

29, male, GSOH. Seeking anyone who understands the complexities of the male mind. And pasta.

Franciska Earle

27, female; enjoys sitting down and standing up equally. Also partial to a bit of a lie down.

Kirran Bruce

31, human, Cornish pasty connoisseur. Runner-up, Miss England, '97.

The Chintz, Symposium, Wine and Cheese Bar, Located in Falmouth, Devon