The ChintZ 


EST. 2016


"Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I might wet my mind and say something clever."
- Aristophanes 


Opening Times 

Open every day from 3pm-12am

Far down the rabbit hole in the heart of Falmouth lies The Chintz Bar, a bar like no other. Vividly patterned wallpaper, walls of mirrors, secret rooms and gaudy vintage furniture evoke the bright and abstract fantasy created by Lewis Carroll's Alice In Wonderland. Specialising in wines, cheese, cocktails, wise debates, music and awesome parties. The Chintz Bar is the best place to relax, put your feet up and watch the mayhem unfold...

Meet The Team

Duncan Bruce

31, male, except on weekends. Loves eating pasta and pretending to be a marine biologist.

Franciska Earle

30, female, enjoys sitting down and standing up equally. Also partial to a bit of a lie down.

Kirran Bruce

33, human, Cornish pasty connoisseur. Runner-up, Miss Cornwall, '97.

The Chintz, Symposium, Wine and Cheese Bar, Located in Falmouth, Devon


She's timeless and has no age, from the planet Gobbledigook. Sent to earth to make humans happier & also manage The Chintz.

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