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'Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.' 

-Sammy Davis Jr. 

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Wines 

All our wines are lovingly hand selected from the very best vineyards to ensure that only the best-tasting and most eco-friendly grapes reach your glass.

We aim to change our wine list weekly and, with prices ranging from £12 per litre carafe, there is something for everyone to enjoy. 

Ciders

Being a bunch of Cornish reprobates, we take our cider consumption very seriously and that's why we have teamed up with Healeys Cyder Farm to bring you the very best Cornish Cyder. From Scrumpy to Rattler there is something for everyone to enjoy but, be warned, the Cornish don't do things by half and after a few Rattlers you may find the walls start to look a little horizontal.  

Coffees and Teas 

All our teas and coffee beans are fair trade from eco-friendly farms. We use only the best quality beans to ensure the richest and smoothest coffee and we have a selection of oriental flowering teas - a treat for both the eyes and the taste buds! 

Smoothies and Juices 

If you're feeling in the need of a little revitalisation then our freshly made juices and smoothies will do the trick. Using only the freshest organic ingredients, and recipes picked up from around the globe, whatever you're feeling, these super-healthy drinks will make you feel superhuman in no time!

Smally's biltong and wine

New tasty treats

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