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'Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.' 

-Sammy Davis Jr. 



Because no good story ever started with a salad...

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wines - forever changing


& ciders


Being a bunch of Cornish reprobates, we take our cider consumption very seriously and that's why we have teamed up with Healeys Cyder Farm to bring you the very best Cornish Cyder. From Scrumpy to Rattler there is something for everyone to enjoy but, be warned, the Cornish don't do things by half and after a few Rattlers you may find the walls start to look a little horizontal.  

We've got a wide & majestic variety of Magical Beers from Artisan Cornish Beauties to Belgium Delights that put your mind right, to Craft Ales from Overseas that give you wobbly knee's. So Geddon down and help us drink em.

teas coffees 

& Soft drinks

All our teas and coffee beans are fair trade from eco-friendly farms. We use only the best quality beans to ensure the richest and smoothest coffee and we have a wide selection of teas. 

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